"I Would Like a Hat Like That!" No.9

With all the impending industry audits facing me in the next couple of weeks, you would suppose that my nominal lunch break would be spent preparing documents and generally getting all my paperwork up to date.

Instead, I am quietly experiencing mild annoyance at the continued lack of the recently recovered Doctor Who episodes in my life. It's been over four months since the news of the discovery was announced, after all.

And the fact that "The Underwater Menace" is such a veritable hat-fest is making the delay all the more galling.

As they never quite actually said on those grating "Points of View" voiceovers, "Come on BBC! Get a fucking move on!"...