Well, that's another Rapture been and gone, and I'm still here.
But if I ever do get the opportunity to ascend to heaven anytime soon, I choose not to do so in a fiery chariot.
No, see below my conveyance of choice, spotted in Hull the other week and in my opinion, possessing more than sufficient gravitas for the job in question.
And if you are buying a stairway to heaven this weekend, don't forget that ice-creams are available from the buffet trolly...
