Here's one courtesy of my friends at awfullibrarybooks.net, who don't actually know me from Adam, but please visit them every once in a while. There's some cool stuff to be found there.
Like this, for example. (It's one of a series! Collect 'em all!)
And here's what the contributer has to say about this worthy tome... "The plot concerns a girl who spends more time washing and polishing her bike than riding it. When Mr. T makes an appearance at a local mall, her older sister steals the bike and dents the fender on her way to see him. To the younger sister’s horror, Mr. T grabs the bike and rides around gleefully, then lectures all the kids on honoring god [sic] rather than their possessions."
So now you know.
Ride that pushbike, fool, and praise the Lord!
