"Hello Graham, it's Tom. Yeah, Tom Baker. How are you? Oh good, good. Um... you know what we were saying the other day about the new companion? Yeah? Well, I was in the Coach and Horses last night and I suddenly had this... Ah... yes, quite a few, yes. Anyway, I had this exceptionally good idea... No, not the fat old woman, you said that wouldn't work... No, I was thinking more about getting rid of that bloody tin dog, and replacing it with... Oh, you've heard, have you? No, I think it's an elk. Or maybe a reindeer. Ah... well, I'm not sure if it is house-trained, to be honest. Hmmm... I see what you mean... So, what are your thoughts about a talking cabbage that sits on my shoulder?"
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